Benefits of Owning a Grandfather Clock

Here are some benefits of owning a couple of grandfather clocks: You never have to wear a watch in your house, You never have to clean or dust certain areas of your house, Kids can hide behind them when they play hide-and-seek, Men can hide behind them when their mother-in-law's come for a visit and They add a certain touch of elegance and sophistication that a Kermit the Frog alarm clock can't.